i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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