I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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