Whoa Z and x make the same sound
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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