Can i not drive my cunt home
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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