brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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