And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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