the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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