Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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