i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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