Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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