yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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