We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
two words...techno handjob
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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