return my video game
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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