is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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