Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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