The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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