i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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