my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted