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• (716): View more from New York

  you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.

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• (530): View more from California

  regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.

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  Good luck

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  Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..

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• (845): View more from New York

  I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes

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• (+91): View more from India

  I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud

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