I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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