I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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