so let's talk penis.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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