one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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