no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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