There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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