its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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