I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just found puke in my bra..
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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