he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
as a side note pls kill me
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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