sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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