We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Randomize
