Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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