I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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