Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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