just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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