I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
