I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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