HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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