4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize
