My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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