definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
