Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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