so explain again why im purple
no
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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