Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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