is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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