just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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