we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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