Im at strip club and am horny
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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