loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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