That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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