You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize