i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She even gives head with a lisp.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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