Me. At least after what I've been through.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My dick has a subreddit
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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