As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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