I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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