I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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