Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
