He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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