Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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