escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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